The Getty Villa is essentially a Cheesecake Factory on speed in terms of size and financial backing. Besides that, it ranks far below any Cheesecake Factory I’ve been to. At the Villa, you can’t indulge in a delightful spinach dip and Chardonnay while enjoying plastic Greek-inspired glories.
A High Time at LACMA
On a not-so-recent trip to LA (6 months ago??), I decided to be “positive” and have a “fun,” “productive” day on my own. By positive, I mean drug-induced, and by fun and productive, I also mean drug-induced.
I Can’t Wait to Be a Rich Old Man With My Trophy Wife at an Art Museum
Wandering around museums staring at art and people is fun, even when I’m dressed like a dad at a suburban barbecue, worried the grass might stain my New Balances, and everyone else throws me looks as if I walked into the building assuming it was a Buffalo Wild Wings and was too ashamed to leave despite a lack of deep fried cheesecake bits.
J. LO is A Queen. You are not.
Sadly, J.Lo’s mesmerizing and monumental halftime show was *almost* ruined by the snickers I heard from some of my fellow females on the couch beside me.
A Woman in a Tech Meeting
Observe the woman, perched delicately upon her rolled-from-outside-the-room chair, adjacent to the table for the weekly department meeting. She is a rarity in these parts. The introduction of this element could upset the well-balanced “brotherhood” of the white men in the room. Let us see how the dynamic unfolds.