The twins’ monetary success, clairvoyance for all things chic, and pronounced disdain for self-promotion make them untouchable deities. The Olsen Twins are objective gods. If you think otherwise, thank you next.
Is watching good TV more important than being literate?
Obviously not, but like…almost.
Moving to America
I recently moved from New York to Dallas. A lot of my New York friends asked why? A friend in Dallas said, “don’t do it.” I moved anyway as I was poor, lived above a noisy bar, had two roommates, and hated my job, the cold, the subway, and the perpetual anxious sweat that coated my body.
A Quick List of Red Flags for Those Interested in Dating Men:
If a man you are dating displays any of these behaviors, you need to GTFO and buy yourself a new vibrator to replace them.
Tip 2: Surviving White Privilege Poor Times
Sadly, I don’t have a family to fall back on, so I have a contract job to support the full-time day job I have at a museum. (Can a small portion of this place’s endowment maybe go towards allowing me to eat more than scraps for dinner? No? Ok!)
a heartbeat away from moving to canada
When women need to justify their choice to do what they see fit with their bodies, a woman’s body is no longer her own.