It sounds like some weird kink. But oh my, it feels so good.
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The curious curation of trash
The Getty Villa is essentially a Cheesecake Factory on speed in terms of size and financial backing. Besides that, it ranks far below any Cheesecake Factory I’ve been to. At the Villa, you can’t indulge in a delightful spinach dip and Chardonnay while enjoying plastic Greek-inspired glories.
I Can’t Wait to Be a Rich Old Man With My Trophy Wife at an Art Museum
Wandering around museums staring at art and people is fun, even when I’m dressed like a dad at a suburban barbecue, worried the grass might stain my New Balances, and everyone else throws me looks as if I walked into the building assuming it was a Buffalo Wild Wings and was too ashamed to leave despite a lack of deep fried cheesecake bits.