I think I could actually bleed out on the floor while he is in the middle of a game.
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Thank God Hollywood is the Liberal Elite
In recent years, there has been an influx of new teen tv shows that are super enlightened and progressive. I have found them all to be entertaining, well-written, and fully aware of the intellectual capacity of young viewers.
In the Time of Corona: Quitting Juuling During Quarantine
Quitting nicotine is really hard. Everything in life right now is really hard. A few weeks ago, I decided to fuse those hardships together and see how it played out.
I Can’t Wait to Be a Rich Old Man With My Trophy Wife at an Art Museum
Wandering around museums staring at art and people is fun, even when I’m dressed like a dad at a suburban barbecue, worried the grass might stain my New Balances, and everyone else throws me looks as if I walked into the building assuming it was a Buffalo Wild Wings and was too ashamed to leave despite a lack of deep fried cheesecake bits.
A Woman in a Tech Meeting
Observe the woman, perched delicately upon her rolled-from-outside-the-room chair, adjacent to the table for the weekly department meeting. She is a rarity in these parts. The introduction of this element could upset the well-balanced “brotherhood” of the white men in the room. Let us see how the dynamic unfolds.
The Upside of Depression
People who have struggled with depression and are able to create an open dialogue about it are the most insightful, clever people I know. Depression can be crippling, but the personal realizations you gain and the lessons you learn from it can be magnificent.